the baby seal
“‘They were giggling away and I’m saying “I’m not drunk, I’m not lying,” there’s a seal in my house,’ she said.”
I want to believe this story, I REALLY DO—that a seal crawled into a woman’s house through her cat flap and sat on her couch?? But honestly…
This animal climbed the stairs, got through a cat door, crawled through the kitchen AND jumped on the couch? Something’s fishy. (I will say, whenever she broke out of the kitchen my rabbit would make a beeline for the couch and sit with me there. Those were the chillest moments we had together.)
