January 2011
25 posts
“Me: What? What? What? What?
Max: Lucy?
Me: ZOMBIES.
Max: Zombies?
Me: No....”
– The Best Thing I Said in My Sleep | The Hairpin
“PLEASE DO NOT VIEW THIS VIDEO if you are not in the lighting industry. It seems...”
– 5 Hour Energy on YouTube
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Oh Shit I Knew There Was Something I Liked a Lot...
The Green Bay Packers are “the only non-profit, community-owned franchise in American professional sports major leagues.” !!!
And:
“As of June 8, 2005, 112,015 people (representing 4,750,934 shares) can lay claim to a franchise ownership interest. Shares of stock include voting rights, but the redemption price is minimal, no dividends are ever paid, the stock cannot appreciate...
dreaming again
I am remembering my dreams for the first time in months, and I’m dreaming things like hiding out from the mob with a giant business card (who is also a dude), and being chased through the woods by evil golden retrievers until I’m saved by a gnome in a Chevy hatchback. It’s gonna take a while to get back in the swing of things, I guess.
“I’d bust a nigga’s ass at Uno.”
– Lil Wayne to Rolling Stone on his experiences with gambling/card games in prison (via davidcho)
“‘When I opened it up and they saw the guinea pigs, they didn’t say anything,’...”
– Police raid ‘cannabis factory’ and discover it’s home for guinea pigs - Metro.co.uk
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Jeff Koons thinks he owns the balloon dog, L. O.... →
